Chums Wit De Turf
The genius in the foreground who expects you to leave house and home to join the Rumson Hash on this pre-Memorial Day Weekend. Chums is spear-heading CoMotion By The Ocean, now in its 3rd incarnation. We're afraid to remove the spear from his head until after the event is underway, however. dws75@email.msn.com Chums is looking to build on last year's CoMotion II success. All who came last year had a blast.
A true wanking man's wanker, his deadliness Deadman Walking will entertain your twisted notions at his email address rudderlessship@aol.com Deadman is a constant contributor to local races and bike tours. His T-Shirts and hasherdabbery are legendary. Last year's shirts are already selling on EBay for hundreds of pesos.
The Rumson Hash founder and host for CoMotion Trois, Mr. Jackson, will be the Master of Ceremonies for CoMo3. Mr. J. is available this hash weekend for bar mitsfas, hash weddings, and emergency dental work. The Rumson Hash Chaplain can be reached at maximagilj@comcast.net
Ira (Individual Retirement Account) will be on hand for his 3rd go-round with the CoMotion planning committee to lend his considerable wit, expertise and wisdom to an otherwise sullen group. Here IRA is shown overachieving in a grudge race against an area MADD member. irdllabny@optonline.net
JR, Hasher emeritus, has hosted planning meetings at his home for this event. For that alone, he should be knighted. JR will work in front and behind the scenes to make this debacle crackle. Among his many talents is his formidable control of beer gas. JR is tempting Mr. J. to go ahead and pull his finger during a lighter moment. Bother him at jrsheehan@comcast.net
Elephant Dick, World renowned purveyor of Hash humor, debauchery, and calamity will create mayhem and belly laughs for all who attend CoMotion3. You may even get a sip of his famous "Vermonter" libation (if you're a bimbo). Even after a hash, he smells pretty good,as he dares all to sniff his pits in this recent photo.elephantd@comcast.net
Dave The Mason and Bernie will tend to the business of hauling around beer, food and beer. Dave is the "McGyver" of the Rumson Hash who can make a hot tub appear out of junkyard castoffs. His skit last year with Cliffy sent people to the hospital from laughter-induced hernias. Bernie has been the Rumson Treasurer since the Eisenhower administration and keeps our coffers in order. Bernie can cough all day long and never get a hernia. He is the world's oldest hasher at age 102 and keeps reminding Rumson of this every week.
Latecummer will lend his considerable organizational skills to CBTO3 as music director and party manager. LC knows his tunes and trails and he's hashed all over the world. Latecummer is the director for the world famous Hashathon Trail Race held for the past 26 years in Cheesequake State Park in early November. Latecummer is being very generous with his time this year, because his days as a bachelor are numbered. Congrats Latecummer and Charlotte!
Corduroy (middle) is Rumson's ace in the hole when it comes to managing lunches, Hashpitality Suites, and blind dates. See Corduroy if you're lonely at CoMotion III and he'll fix you right up. A hash lifer, this guy has also r*n some astonishingly quick marathons, and lots of them.
Colonel Hogan will be a major captain in the private and corporal administration of CoMotion3. Colonel Hogan has a long and distinguished security background, so don't try messin' around on his watch. One of the youngest Rumsoners at a mere septagenarian level, the spry Hogan has cat-like reflexes honed from years as one of New York's Finest.
Cliff Diver is again providing this web site and publicity for CoMotion By the Ocean #3. Torn among Rumson, Princeton, Summit and Philly hash outings, CD will find ticks and chiggers wherever there is shiggy. Here he is accompanied by his younger brother and winner of the 2006 Philly Marathon, Tatupu Diver, who came close to breaking Chums with the Turf's course record 2:14 set in the '80's. Yeah, we have some overachievers. Cliffy can be emailed at flash9124@hotmail.com
Not pictured: Jack Schitt. What can you say about Jack Schitt?
Brother MichaelB: Former Rumson On-Sec who loves a good fight and Schaefer beer.
Last and coincidentally, least, it's our Hon-Sec, Butt Naked (right). BN thought he was very popular during a recent hash when he saw his initials repeatedly on trail. No one had the heart to tell him that BN means Beer Near. Here he's shown with his On-Sec predecessor, brother Crybaby. Watch out ladies, Butt is single and on the prowl.